DANKI CALAMARI

Hello!

About Me

Name: Danki/Stan/Frannie
Age: 22
He/They
Pan
Libruh sun, Pisces Moon, Pisces Rising

Likes...

Classic rock
The Beatles
Anime
MCU
Jim Henson
Film
Pizza
Caffeine
60s, 70s, 80s
Mostly 80s...

Current Highest Kin

Memories

I was really into the 80s, and really all things retro. I collected albums, cassettes, video games, clothing, knick-knacks, anything. I often wore a lot of 80s clothing when I wasn't in a uniform.Even my car was from the 80s. I remember taking late night drives with my friends - usually without a destination, and of course blaring older music from one of my many mix tapes. I'm grateful they weren't upset with my older taste in music...or my bad driving skills.I liked anime a lot as well. I preferred older animes (of course). Like old enough to get it on VHS. And of course I had a collection of them.I also loved to collect stickers, but I was absolutely terrified of actually using them. I was worried that if I stuck it somewhere, I wouldn't like it. Because you can't un-stick a sticker without ripping it...I mean, you could try, but you usually ripped it. And what if I never use the thing I stick the sticker on again? Basically, I'm scared of commitment. I still am.I was also somewhat of a kleptomaniac. I wouldn't steal anything too big or important. It was small stuff like snacks, clothes, music, movies from the discount pile...even alcohol...ok, it was bad lol.I'm quite jealous of this timeline. I believe I had a good relationship with both of my parents. They were happily married, had the money to support the family...basically, it was a good, little, happy family. I might be in denial, but I don't know how much of this I believe...But I guess I do find comfort knowing I had a good childhood, with loving and supporting parents. I was a mama's boy for sure. I believe it was my dad who got me into 80s things - so I guess one can assume this is more of a recent timeline? Not at all canon. But what do I know, I'm a dumbass lmao.

Disclaimer

I don't know everything about this life yet. I feel like I'm learning more and more everyday. So who knows, it might be something one day, but different another.
I usually use my pendulum to make sure these are memories, and not just headcanons I find interesting. But who's to say kinning in general isn't just a big headcanon? Is this actually a life I had in another timeline - is this proof alternate universes exist? Or am I genuinely just insane? Kin is a really interesting topic I can talk about the in and outs of forever, but that'd just make me short circuit. So just take these little memories of what I believe to be true.

Bakusquad Memories

The Bakusquad were the unintentional Hot Cheeto Girls of the school. Someone described them as Heathers or Mean Girls. But honestly, we were rude. It wasn't truly intentional, we're just stupid and rude. So I deeply apologize for being such assholes. I was definitely the one who never thought before speaking (in fact I still do that).Not all of the Squad approved of my stealing. Bakugou and Kirishima were extremely against it. Which was right of them, we were training to become heroes, and here I was trying to be a bad influence. But Mina and I eventually got Sero into it. I feel bad about it, but in the end it's not like we're harming anyone. In the end, fuck captialism (please don't hurt me, it's bad enough I already kin a dumbass).Getting high with my friends was really fun, especially when I got to make them listen to my giant music collection. Bakugou and I would go back and forth over who was the real boomer of the friend group. In fact I was the one to get him high on his birthday, and it was the first time he's ever gotten high. I'm quite proud of it, honestly.We'd always sneak out of our dorms to go for a drive. Maybe we drank, maybe we smoke (don't do that you idiots, of course one of us stayed our DD), or maybe we just went out just to go out. Sometimes we'd go find abandoned places to explore, or park somewhere we can listen to music and look at the stars and talk. Hell, sometimes we even just went to Taco Bell or somewhere else that served food late at night.Honestly, I loved my friends more than anything.

Relationship Memories

I really cared for my friends and got along with pretty much everyone. I loved hanging out with people, and was always the one to include everyone in our class. Hell, I even tried to be friends with Mineta. He's slimey and weird, and definitely made me uncomfortable, but I'd still consider him a friend. Just like everyone else in 1-A. I'd always crave parties, mainly for the fact that I got to be surrounded by either people I love and appreciate, or new people who I can then become friends with.Besides the Bakusquad, I was really close to Midoriya and Uraraka. I did actually have a crush on both of them. Izuku was the one to make me realize I was pansexual. I had said it wasn't a big crush before but I realize how wrong I was...lol. Literally, ask me about Deku, let me go on about Izuku Midoriya. Please. I also liked Uraraka, and I often tried to ask her out on a date...and of course, never got a yes. Even if it was a "yes," it was more platonic than anything, and sometimes included Midoriya. Which I obviously didn't mind at all, I loved them both very much!I once dated Sero. I didn't realize it, but he was really uncomfortable in the relationship. Sero was aromantic, and the idea of being committed to a relationship worried him. The whole time he was only with me because he thought it was the right thing to do. Obviously we didn't last, but he and I remained really close. Duh.Shinsou and I were in a very long relationship. I can't quite remember how long but I remember how it started. I also remember our first kiss. We were listening to a mix tape I had made, and it played Photograph by Def Leppard. It was the song we listened to when we genuinely showed love towards each other.I also dated Jirou for like most of my high school career. She was definitely my high school sweetheart. Once I turned 18 though, I was...pretty unfaithful to say the least. So was she, and we ended up hurting eachother in the end. Jirou cheated on me with Yaoyorozu, and I was with Shinsou...and then some. I was an absolute prick.

Pro Hero Memories

TW: So far these aren't happy memories. There's mention of death and suicide. I apologize.

I enjoyed being a hero. Saving people really brought meaning into my life. I wanted people to trust me and know that they're protected. I wanted to make everyone safe and happy, but I didn't realize that it's a huge responsibility to be a hero until I got older. I grew stronger and smarter, but it wasn't enough to save everybody.Jirou died in battle. I couldn't save her. I lived the rest of my life believing I was the reason she had died. That's when I started spiraling. I had realized how hard the job was. I was losing sleep, it was hard to relax after realizing I couldn't save everyone. People were dying, crying to be saved, and I couldn't save everyone. It stressed me out. I became depressed and anxious. In the end, I took my own life. Not just because I lived with the guilt of my classmate dying, but because I couldn't help everyone. Not even myself.

NSFW Memories

Once I turned 18, I was sending a shit ton of nudes. A lot to Jirou, but sometimes other people.I started dating Shinsou after I had accidentally sent him a nude. I would love to go into more detail of how we got to that intimate level, but also no. Ew. Gross. Honestly, it took awhile for us to be into eachother beyond sex. We were 18 so shush. I did explain our first actual kiss in the SFW memories...I also really really really wanted to bang Bakugou's mom. She was a hella hot milf. I did flirt with her a lot, and Bakugou hated it lmao. I also tried to sleep with her at one point, which obviously never happened. This memory kind of reminds me of Billy and Karen from Stranger Things lmao. I never told Katsuki my attempt to bang her, so if he's reading this, I'm sorry dude. lol.Also if you want to know, I was a switch.

Other Kins

Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Stan Marsh
Butters Stotch
Tweek Tweak
Link (BoTW)
Loki Laufeyson
Arsene Lupin III
Akira Fudo
Tsukasa Yugi
Nene Yashiro
Tamaki Suoh
Edward Elric

Help Me Find...

Hitoshi Shinsou
Kyoka Jirou
Mina Ashido
Izuku Midoriya
Ochako Uraraka
Hanta Sero

Not In This World

According to the pendulum...but what does she know?

Katsuki Bakugou
Eijrou Kirishima
Hanta Sero

Help Me Find Cont...

Amane Yugi
Kou Minamoto
Sakura Nanamine
Natsuhiko Hyuuga
Sousuke Mitsuba

Founded

Steven Universe
Hikaru Hitachiin

Not In This World

Ryo Asuka

Did I really make a separate page just for my OTHER kins? Yep. I'm Denki, and I'm sticking to that idea.

Mixtape

click the gif to check out my sick mixtape!

i cant take this I am denki kaminari in the flesh, bones, and blood. no one else is me, they are just “factkins,” nothing more. there is literally no one that exists in this dimension that is more me than ME. i am me. i am kaminari. youre not. your friend is not. your crush is not. thats me. sure, they kin kaminari. but they are not kaminari. i am not a kaminari kin. i AM denki kaminari. factkin me all you want but you ARE NOT ME. WHY WOULD U EVEN THINK YOURE ME IM ME HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD THING TO BE ME. LIKE BY NOT BEING KAMINARI THAT MAKES YOU 10000% MORE VALID OF A PERSON OVERALL. YOU ARE NOT ME. I AM. IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE TO BE ME BECAUSE IM RIGHT FRICKING HERE. EVERYTHING about kaminari is the same about me that is literally me in BOTH this life and the past life and one day i will be reincarnated and in THAT life i will know exactly who i am. i cant take this i cant people thinking thzy are me i cant take people thinking other people ARE ME BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT. IM ME. im literally me. im literally kaminari. denki kaminari in the flesh. stop kinning me YOURE LITERALLY ONLY DEGRADING URSELF BY KINNING ME IS IT TO BE EDGY OR DO YOU JUST HATE YOURSELF? one day im going to prove it and youll all fricking see holy crap. IM LITERALLY KAMINARI.

Akira Fudo

These memories are newer to me and much more vague than Denki, so don't expect much...

I really relate more to Crybaby Akira than any of the other adaptions.I was really compassionate. I was extremely empathetic, I could feel whatever emotion everyone else was feeling and it got extremely overwhelming at times.I was also in love with Ryo. All I remember is that we were together, and I loved him like crazy. I remember always wanting to be there for him and wanting to protect him. Though, I know that he was strong enough to handle himself.I did also love Miki. I had a huge crush on her. But really, she was more family to me than anything. It was more of a childish crush than anything.I did become a Devilman. I did help Ryo in ending the world, with 0 intention. I had thought we were helping the world, only to find out he wanted to rule it. He didn't intend to end it either. But it's what happened, and I was heartbroken, because I knew that's not what he wanted. It's just something that happens over and over and over again. It's a never ending hell, and I'm scared of it. I want to help Ryo.But hey, who's to say kinning is just a figment of our imagination?

Tsukasa Yugi

These memories are newer to me and much more vague than Denki, so don't expect much.
TW!
This is also the kin I'm least proud of. It's heart breaking. So I apologize, as Danki, to anyone who reads this and is triggered by it. I apologize to all Amane kins out there. I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

Let's get one thing straight. I loved Amane. The feeling was mutual. He was my twin brother. My best friend, my only friend, you could say. I got along with him very well, he was the only one who understood me.We had a bad relationship with our parents. We did live with our mother, our dad had divorced our mother and wasn't ever in the picture. Our mom did care about us, and she never laid a hand on us. Although she was an alcoholic, and never took good care of us. She was always drinking or sleeping, it was often Amane and I who took care of our selves.Amane was always the one to cook for us. I was really bad at it, and was never allowed in the kitchen after I caused a fire. Amane was also the one to cut my hair, as I was really bad with scissors. Our mom was also the one to teach him how to make donuts, which he made often. That was before she turned to alcohol. I think the divorce is what made her drink.Later on in life, I tormented Amane. I abused him, I hurt him, I was the reason he snapped and killed me. I watched horror movies, and it inspired me to create chaos. My mom did try to stop me from watching these films, especially after learning how I hurt Amane...but I didn't stop. I continued to hurt him so bad, he had believed killing me was the only option. I'm so sorry, Amane...

Nene Yashiro

These memories are newer to me and much more vague than Denki, so don't expect much...

My parents rarely paid attention to me. It's not that they didn't love me, they were just really busy. But yeah, I was pretty lonely growing up. Which is probably why I had a lot of crushes. I just genuinely wanted attention.I mean I didn't just distract myself with boys. I had my hamsters, whom I loved more than any boy. I had the gardening club, which I enjoyed a lot. I was also extremely passionate about writing.I love Hanako. A lot, actually. I even had a huge crush on him. I love Kou as well! He was like a brother to me, but we ended up together as we grew older. Unfortunately, we can't be with the dead.And guess what? I didn't die. Am I gonna ask if Hanako sacrificed himself for me like other headcanons have said? Nope. I might actually start sobbing. I'm content with the information I have.

Izuku Midoriya

To start off, I was a villain in this timeline. Yep. Fun.My life starts off the same way as canon, the only difference is that it changes after All Might had told me I can't be a hero. Gross. I know. I'm a basic, cheesy, villain Deku fanfic.So far my memories are extremely vague after that. I remember just being completely fucking heart broken, becoming a depressed hermit and becoming really good at hacking. I dropped out of school, and joined the League of Villains. When my mom found out, she kicked me out of the house, and I went to live with the league. That's all I know. I refuse to ask more. Come again in like a few months LMAO.

More Kins

These are just other kins that have been confirmed, but aren't necesarily ones I identify with. This second list is just to clean up the main one.

Usagi Tsukino
Alberto Scorfano
Peter B. Parker (Spiderverse)
BoJack Horseman
Kaoru Hitachiin
Gilbert Beilschmidt
Peridot
Trevor Belmont
Robby Yarge
Emily (Corpse Bride)
Dustin Henderson
Villian Izuku Midoriya

Other Kin Memories